arch/ive/ief (2000 - 2005)

Senior

Well boy.
Look at this.
One of these days all of this is gonna be yours.
God created all this, just for us ( the US) to play in.

Junior.

Orwrigthy.
It’s mine now.
I’m the president of the United States.
I can do what I want.
All around the world.

Senior.

Tha’ts true son.
But not all around.
The world is flat.
Remember.
Be on top of the world.
You see.
If you’re not on top of the world.
You might fall of.

Junior.
So what do we do to be on top of the world.

Senoir
What do we do?
We talk about freedom and democracy.
Just for the fun of it.
People like that.
Give them whatever they need.
Not to much.
Coke, cookies donught’s.
Donught, a hole, a bit of nothing surrounded by cookie.
That’s it.
Just a bit of the American dream.
Don’t spoil it for them.

Just make sure that we get what we want.

Junior.
What do we want dad?
What do we want?

Senior
We want oil, Junior.

Junior.
Ok.
Oil.
We want all the oil there is. Right?

Senior
Tha’ts right boy.

Junior.
How do we do that?

Senior.
First we install dictators, make a mess.
Especially in country’s where there’s oil.
We make sompetimes a mess in other country’s as well.
But that’s a decoy.
( otherways it becomes to obvious)

Junior;
Decoy?

Senior
Jezus.
Have you never been to school?
Education sucks, but it doesn’t keep you from becoming the mightiest man in the world. (Gnagnagna)
A decoy is a….a mistake.

Junior
And then what?

Senior?
Once there’s a mess you come in, and save them a bit.
But just make sure you get the oil.

Junior
Before the other’s get it.
The Chinese and the Indians, the Russians.
The Europeans.

Senior.
Don’t worry about Europeans.
They are sissy’s
It’s good you send Collin Powell out there.
He’s black.
They like that.
Black general and so.
Minorety stuf.
But he’s a pussy.
He’s got a dick but a hé’s a pussy.
But they like that in Europe.
Talking, negociating…
European’s are really fucked up.

Junoir
But now you told me to send Condoleeza dad.

Senior
Tha’ts right.
That’s what I did.
We kept the good ones.
Dick, wolfy,
And Condoleezza.
Send Condoleeza.
That’s what I said.
Shes black. A Woman.
As I said, they like that.
But she’s a devil in desguise.
They think she’s got a lot of pussy.
But surprise, surprise.
This girl has a dick.
She’s got more dick then you and I together.
Big dick. Rattle snake.
And they all want to suck her dick.
Chirac, Tony Blair, eh…Mussolini, Karel the Gucht.
They are all bending over.
Charming.
And Condoleeza is going to give it to them.
And she’ll fuck them real hard.
And then you’ ll come and pat them on the head.
(senoir pat’s junior on the head.)
and you’ll say:
good boys.
Just reminds me, if Verhofstad want’s to suck your dick, just watch his teeth, will ye?

Junior.
Yeah, I will.
Condoleeza is smart dad.

Senior.
So what about it.

Junoir
Well.

Senoir
Who’s the president?

Junior.
Well I am.

Senoir.
And who’s the president’s father.

Junior.
You are.

Senior
So who’s the smart guy?

Junoir.
I am.

Senior.
(takes junior by the ear)

Junior.
Peace.
Peace.
Peace dad.

Senior.
Who’s the smart guy?

Junior
You are dad.

Senior.
You’re my boy.
Listen up now.
You listen to Dick, Condoleezza, Wolfie and me.
And you’re going to be president for some time to come.
You’re keeping the seat warm.
And another Bush is coming up.
It’s Bush-country boy.
And you haven’t seen anything yet.
King Bush. Emperor Bush.
The Bush dynasty.
Home of the brave.
Hurrah.

Junior.
And Kyoto dad?

Senior.
….
What about it.

Junior.
They say we have to sign the treatment/treaty?

Senior.
Who’s they?

Junior.
The rest of the world.

Senior.
Eh. Right.
Fuck them.
Australia diidn’t sign.
China didn’t sign.
India didn’t sign.
We’re in good company…

Well son. Kyoto.
That’s so far away.
Don’t worry.
We still have the Rocky Mountains.
And so we get rid of the Netherlands, Belgium, Bangladesh, and the Antarctic.
Melt the ice-caps.
There’s oil in the antartic.
See.
So global warming is in fact a good thing.
God has given us oil to heat it up a little bit.
Just nice and comfy.
And in god we trust.
Don’t we.

Junior
Yes dead.
And what about Guantanamo.

Senior
Guantana-who?

Junior
Well.
They say we’re violating human right’s.

Senoir
Listen up.
If we don’t have any terrorists anymore to terrorize the world.
We can’t save the world, can we?
So we always keep some terrorist in reserve.
You see.
It’s a kind of terrorist breeding program.
Once they have become real good terrorists and have learned how to torture and oppress people.
We’ll set them free, so that we can go after them again.
It’s like pheasant hunting you see.
It’s fun.

Junior.
Ok. I understand.
They cut people’s throats like sheep.
And we hunt them like pheasant’s.
They chop people’s head of.
And we electrocute them, we hang them, we shoot them
Do we still shoot them?
We inject them.
We gas them.
Ok.
Seems ok to me.

And nuclear arms.

Senior.
What?

Junior.
Arre we allowed to have them?
Nuclear arms.

Senior.
We’re the only ones allowed to have them.
In case they want to steal our oil.

Junior
Don’t the otherones need oil?

Senior.
No they don’t.
They ve got wind energy, solar stuff.
They don’t’ need much.
Barbarians don’t need much.
Just a good fuck in the arse.

Junior.
Dad.
Some people want to pss on me.

Senoir.

And do you like it?

Junior
…

Senior
Well you little pervert.
Your mother pisses on me all the time.


Junior
Well, dad..
Some people say that on the sixteenth of april they ‘ll have an extra-large bomspotting.

Senior.
Bum-spotting.
x-tra large bum-spotting?
O waw.
Awsome;

Junior
Bomspotting dad.

Senior
Oh yeah!
Bum-spotting.
Don’worry.
They do that evry year.
It’s a tradition.
They climb the fence.
Spot some bums…
Have a picknick.

Junior
They say they go to kleine Brogel

Senior
I know.
Apparenttly they have some real nice bums overthere…

Junior
And to the Nato in Brussels.

Senior
?

Junior
And to Shape in Mons.

Senior.
Oh my god.
The sixteenth of April an extra large bumspotting.
Oh damm.
The Belgians again.
I can’t go.
I’m scheduled.
I’ve to play gulf in q-8.
You better go then.

Junior
Ok.
Sixteenth of April.
X-tra large bumspotting.
I like big bums too, dad.
(I’ll be there.
Hope to see you to.)
If you show me yours,
I’ll show you mine…