arch/ive/ief (2000 - 2005)

GEORGE W Bush, was in an airport lobby, when he noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair.

The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm. George W approached the man and inquired: "Aren't you Moses?"

The man ignored George W and stared at the ceiling.

George W positioned himself more directly in the man's view and again asked: "Aren't you Moses?"

The man continued to peruse the ceiling.

George W tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again: "Aren't you Moses?"

The man finally responded in an irritated voice: "Yes I am."

George W asked him why he was so irritable and the man replied: "The last time I spoke to a bush I had to spend 40 years in the desert!"