Please
try the following:
- Click
the
Refresh
button, or fill your CD-ROM drawer tray with jam. This really works.
- If
you typed the page address in the Address bar, please go away and learn
to spell fascistly before returning.
- To
check your connection status, unplug your PC and insert a palladium
chip into the mains socket. Connection status will immediately
become apparent.
- If
you like, IAO and Microsoft Windows can examine your PC and send details
of all the demoralizing subversive enemy content you have downloaded
to Pentagon and its headquarters in Redmond.
If you would like Windows to alter your disposition,
click
Yes!
Send me to Guantánamo!
-
Some sites you visit require IAO's and Microsoft's authorization. Click
the Windows menu and then click Let me be a subversive traitor!
to uninstall this feature.
-
If you are trying to reach a non patriotic site, make sure you are not
running Windows. Click the My Computer menu, and then right click
Drive C:. On the Menu select This sucks: Please replace current
operating system with Linux. You'll get a visit from our representatives
of CIA/FBI as soon as possible.
- Click
the
Back
to end this patriotic feature.
Cannot
find terror-server or DNS Error
Congratulation you are traced now
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