My Fellow Citizens, 

In times like these, there's no point in beating 
around the bush. Due to the fact that certain parties 
continually and unlawfully proclaiming themselves to 
be "the U.S. Administration" are guilty of numerous 
felonies*, I, Jonathan P. Chance, provisional 
President of the United States, hereby nominate the 
following citizens to serve the lawful United States 
Administration until genuine, manually counted, fair 
and open elections** are held in our nation: 

Vice President - Woody Harrelson 

Secretary of Agriculture - Jeremy Rifkin 

Secretary of Commerce - Joseph Stieglitz 

Secretary of Defense - Colin Powell 

Secretary of Education - Arianna Huffington 

Secretary of Energy - Denis Hayes 

Secretary of Health and Human Services - Bernard Lietaer 

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - Jimmy Carter 

Secretary of Labor - Kathleen Whyte 

Secretary of State - Barbara Lee 

Secretary of the Interior - Winona LaDuke 

Secretary of the Treasury - Ron Paul 

Secretary of Transportation - Paul Wellstone 

Secretary of Veterans Affairs - John McCain 

Attorney General - Ralph Nader 

Chairman of the Federal Communications Commission - Jim Hightower 

Chairman of the Federal Election Commission - Ronnie Dugger 

Director of the Defense Intelligence Agency - Thomas Wilson 

Director of the Drug Enforcement Agency - Brad Pitt 

Director of the Environmental Protection Agency - Amory Lovins 

Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation - Mike Ruppert 

Director of the Federal Emergency Management Agency - Jesse Ventura 

Director of the National Security Agency - James Bamford 

National Security Advisor - Gary Sick 

Press Secretary - Gore Vidal 

Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms - DISSOLVED 

Central Intelligence Agency - DISSOLVED 

Federal Reserve Corporation - DISSOLVED 

Internal Revenue Service - DISSOLVED 

NATO (North Atlantic Treaty Organization) - DISSOLVED 

Meanwhile, all participants of the unlawful "U.S. 
Administration" are hereby ordered to surrender 
themselves to the Federal Bureau of Investigation or 
the Army of the United States. 

Jonathan P. Chance 
President of the United States 

May 11, 2002 

jpchance@egroups.com 

http://egroups.com/group/jpchance 

http://www.constitution.org 

* The parties who continually and unlawfully proclaim 
themselves to be "the U.S. Administration", besides 
violating the most essential Articles and Amendments 
of the Constitution, also violate the following Codes, 
and thereby do not lawfully represent the citizens of 
the United States. 

Title 18, Chapter 11, Section 201 
(Bribery of public officials.) 

Title 18, Chapter 11, Section 241 
(Conspiracy against rights.) 

Title 18, Chapter 13, Section 242 
(Deprivation of rights under color of law.) 

Title 18, Chapter 19, Section 373 
(Solicitation to commit a crime of violence.) 

Title 18, Chapter 50A, Section 1091 
(Genocide.) 

Title 18, Chapter 93, Section 1924 
(Unauthorized removal and retention of classified documents or material.) 

Title 18, Chapter 95, Section 1956 
(Laundering of monetary instruments.) 

Title 18, Chapter 95, Section 1957 
(Engaging in monetary transactions in property derived from specified unlawful activity.) 

Title 18, Chapter 113B 
(Terrorism.) 

Title 18, Chapter 115, Section 2381 
(Treason.) 

Title 18, Chapter 115, Section 2384 
(Seditious conspiracy.) 

Title 18, Chapter 115, Section 2385 
(Advocating overthrow of government.) 

** Violations of fair election procedures are 
evidenced in the following documents: 

http://notablesoftware.com/Press/Dugger1.html 

http://www.fec.gov/pages/vendorslist.htm 

http://gregpalast.com/detail.cfm?artid=84&row=1 

http://conspire.com/vote-fraud.html 

http://notablesoftware.com/evote.html 

http://opensecrets.org 

http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/18/201.html 

http://egroups.com/group/jpchance/links/Elections_000993420693 


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