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Dalai Lama Loves Bush ! by Hello Dolly Thursday September 11, 2003 at 01:49 PM |
His Holly Rolly Pollyness... the most high and divine Dalai Lama Mamma Samma, met with his Excellency... the Great Leader of the Free World and Lord and Master of the Universe. The two leaders, who are touched by God's grace and wisdom... met at the White House Wednesday, September 10, 2003, and used big words to discuss world politics. The Great Leader offered his Holly Rolly Pollyness a six pack of Bud, but the divine one declined. However, he did accept a bag of Pork Rinds.
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The two magnificent leaders... who are filled with the pure light of God, and are surely the reincarnated souls of the most blessed, are shown here shaking hands after his Holly Rolly Pollyness made a statement to the lap dog press that the Great Leader's war on Afghanistan was "justified." A small handful of demonstrators outside the White House who were chanting "Free Tibet!" looked confused and bewildered when the most high and divine Dalai Lama Mamma Samma came outside to share his bag of Pork Rinds. One protestor... whose mind and soul were surely possessed of the Devil, began to chant "Free Afghanistan!"... but he was quickly thumped over the head with a bible wielded by John Ashcroft and sent off to Guantanamo Bay's Camp X-Ray for questioning.