arch/ive/ief (2000 - 2005)

We can see the movie already. Private Lynch played by Jennifer Love Hewitt, in a camouflage demi bra. Just imagine the screenplay. Navy SEAL commandos storm one of Saddam's "rape rooms," only to discover that Hewitt has escaped from her captors by using her fatigues to fashion a makeshift rope. Not to demean the plight of a POWs, especially cute, 19-year-old female POWs, but save that BS for Hollywood. Keep it off the cable news networks, and off the front page of the newspapers. Instead of interviewing Lynch's three brain-dead fr. . . Read More.

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