arch/ive/ief (2000 - 2005)

Using audiotapes and space pictures of iraqi trucks as strong proofs to kill over hundreds of thousand people is not a con - it's simply brilliant because then we can bomb preemptively to debris and ashes the next 143 countries and owners of biological and chemical weapons without obstruction by UNO. Then we are the one and only with our amazingly great arsenal of killing machines to terrorize the world. Thereby we always try to cup our hands around useful terorists so that we can activate them in those countries we want to raid in future. Because the outrage of the peoples about evil terrorist is very helpful for it.

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