arch/ive/ief (2000 - 2005)

20,000 turn up for Israeli peace rally.
The Argentina/Enron connection.
The arson/zero-percent-financing connection.
Genetically modified bacteria could keep tooth decay away for life.
2 year old tests positive for cocaine.
Rastafarians want to meet Queen.
US marines to practice urban warfare in Little Rock.
Increase in vampire attacks in Columbia.
Ozzy Osbourne launches reality show.
Woman lives in 750 pound iron lung for 51 years.
Chemically enhancing pigeon's brains.
Federal Reserve wants loan applicants to be racially profiled.
Info on crackhead Christian cult.
Ontario parents mutilate the genitals of their daughter.
Mysterious rash now spread to 7 states.
Boy genius with an IQ of 298 is taken away from mother, because the authorities say she is exploiting his talents.
Man faked WTC death to escape the law.
man evicted from apartment because he laughed too much
jesus action figure.
Boot camp for troubled youth kills kid.
Baby found by woman walking her dog.
Nike loves terrorism.
Army wants man to prove he's bisexual.
Funeral home owner sells body parts.
Cartoonist lambasted for violating American sensibilities in a post-September 11 world.
Designer baby.
Girl attacked in Wal-Mart bathroom.
Anti-embalming campaigner.
"Take the worst horror movie, it's ten times worse."
What will allow humans to colonize space wont be cryogenics and sperm banks, but the family.
Language could mutate in space colonies.
Christian cult that starved boy to death, also sent female members out on the streets to get new recruits.
Charges dropped against raisethefist.com owner, but he wont be getting his computers back anytime soon.
Beat-heirs lack interest in becoming state poets.
American gub'ment to crack down on ecoterrorists, animal rights activists, etc.
Turkish Chomsky editor cleared.
Psychiatrist says he still treats Elvis for migraines.
Rent-a-sheep.
Assault with a submarine sandwich.
Nazi dolls.
Racist ad blunder.
The first politician to get a microchip implant.
10,000 at Israeli peace demonstration.
Government demanding booksellers to hand over lists of books that their customers have purchased. Looking for people who read drug books, among others.
Research program called CopyCat says it cloned cat last year.
Swimming pool "a paradise for perverts."
Landlady drags man from hospital bed so he can pay his rent.
US planes drop envelopes containing 100 dollar bills and pictures of George Bush on Afghanistan.
ELF tops FBI's domestic terrorism list.
Military explosive found with donated food.
More Levittown students contract mysterious rash.
Man tries to ransom dog for Nazi chalice.
The Alamogordo flash.
Olympics on teddy bear bomb alert.
Girl scouts say that 30 percent of teenaged girls have been sexually harassed online.
Feds to investigate Enron's role in the California energy debacle.
Hitler's secretary is dead.
Defence Department to work with sports coaches to pitch military careers to high school athletes.