Support Our Troops!

As stated simply and eloquently by President Eisenhower, “Every gun that is fired, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. The world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its labourers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.”

Today we all face difficult choices. Bombarded and confused by a storm of corporate disinformation, we’re routinely led toward our own self-destruction as individuals and as a society.

But if we’re to survive our present crisis and prosper in future years, we must pray in silence, listen to our conscience, and act according to the laws of nature and common sense. In the name of God, America, our children, our dogs, our cats and planet Earth, I ask you to ask yourself some simple questions:

Must we continue on the path toward economic, nuclear, biochemical and ecological self-destruction? Or shall we reallocate our energies and resources toward building a prosperous, peaceful, sustainable and genuine democracy?

Must we irresponsibly follow the orders of corrupt politicians appointed by the machinery of inhuman, dictatorial, transnational corporations? Or shall we responsibly seize control of our own lives and our own communities?

Who, if anyone, shall we recognize as a legitimate President of the most powerful state on Earth? If only 10% of the American people voted for do-nothing Al Bore, and another 10% voted for draft-dodging King George Jr., whom does the vast majority of Americans choose to be their primary representative and leader?

Why do we allow a gang of corrupt, spineless, power-addicted, white-collar criminals – on the dole of corporate bribes – sit in the seats of “our” Congress and “our” courts? If the corporate-recognized “US Cabinet” is as obviously illegitimate as it is, who is the genuine American citizens’ Administration?

Since nobody else seems to have the guts to step up to bat, I’ve reluctantly done so and unilaterally appointed the following transpartisan, highly qualified US Cabinet of the Citizens Executive Administration of the United States of America:

President of Vice – Woodrow (Woody) Harrelson – vice-president.cea.gov@usa.net
Secretary of Agriculture – Jeremy Rifkin – agriculture.cea.gov@usa.net
Secretary of Commerce – David Korten – commerce.cea.gov@usa.net
Secretary of Defense – Jesse Ventura – defense.cea.gov@usa.net
Secretary of Education – Arianna Huffington – education.cea.gov@usa.net
Secretary of Energy – Paul Wellstone – energy.cea.gov@usa.net
Secretary of Health & Human Services – Susan Sarandon – health.cea.gov@usa.net
Secretary of Housing & Urban Development – Hazel Henderson – housing.cea.gov@usa.net
Secretary of the Interior – Winona LaDuke – interior.cea.gov@usa.net
Secretary of Labor – William Foote Whyte – labor.cea.gov@usa.net
Secretary of State – Noam Chomsky – state.cea.gov@usa.net
Secretary of the Treasury – Paul Glover – treasury.cea.gov@usa.net
Secretary of Transportation – Hunter Lovins – transporation.cea.gov@usa.net
Secretary of Veterans Affairs – John McCain – veterans.cea.gov@usa.net
Ambassador to the United Nations – Jesse Jackson – united-nations.cea.gov@usa.net
Attorney General – Ralph Nader – justice.cea.gov@usa.net
Director of Central Intelligence – Quentin Terrantino – cia.cea.gov@usa.net
Director of Decentralized Intelligence – Ramsey Clark – dia.cea.gov@usa.net
Environmental Protection Agency – Berry Commoner – environment.cea.gov@usa.net
Federal Communications Commission – Jim Hightower – communications.cea.gov@usa.net
Federal Election Commission – Ronnie Dugger – elections.cea.gov@usa.net
Food & Drug Administration – Paul Newman – food-drugs.cea.gov@usa.net
National Security Advisors – Amory Lovins & Gary Sick – security.cea.gov@usa.net
Press Secretaries – William F. Buckley Jr. & Gore Vidal – press.cea.gov@usa.net
Secretaries of Disinformation – George Bush Sr., Bill Clinton & Dick Cheney – disinformation.cea.gov@usa.net

The Secretaries of Disinformation - all accredited criminals - have been issued corporate orders to escalate the illegal war against the citizens of the United States and the people of the Third World. Review the Geneva Conventions, UN Charter, US Constitution, Nuremberg Principles, common sense and natural law if confirmation is required. The corporate orders, like the recent US “elections” are a test to see how misinformed and brainwashed the American public and our US military have become:

Will the US provoke angry and abused individuals, groups and nations into detonating miniature nuclear bombs or releasing invisible bioweapons at military and civilian targets? Or shall we follow common sense, desist from making enemies around the world, and do something more productive with ourselves?

Such is the great test the Secretaries of Disinformation have put to you. Will you self-destruct - like the passive victims of the Gulf War Syndrome - or will you survive and prosper - like the productive citizens of Sweden or Switzerland?

Representing the 80% of American people who did not vote for either of the corporate-appointed candidates - as the somewhat more legitimate President of the United States - I hereby order all US military personnel, overt and covert, to remove yourselves from foreign territories and resume your duties as defenders of the United States right here in the United States.

Once retrieved from your hazardous and counter-productive predicaments in foreign lands, you shall be assigned - or self-assigned - to productive, genuine American defense duties:

- Build affordable housing with Habitat for Humanity and numerous other housing organizations.

- Build a nationwide high-speed rail system with Amtrak and numerous associated subcontractors.

- Restore the biodynamic agricultural capacity of American soil with the Department of Agriculture, the Bioneers and other public or private enterprises.

- Build wind turbines, photovoltaics and other renewable energy technologies with the Department of Energy and numerous private enterprises such as ASE Americas, AstroPower, Bergey WindPower, BP Solar, Kyocera Solar, Evergreen, NEG Micon, Photowatt, Siemens Solar, Solar Energy International, Southwest Windpower, Unisolar, Zond Power Systems - and even Honeywell, Lockheed-Martin and other weapons manufacturers should they redirect more of their resources from pro-death to pro-life technologies.

- Convert automobiles, trucks, aircraft and related infrastructure from fossil-fueled systems to solar-electric and solar-hydrogen systems with the Department of Transportation and numerous private enterprises.

- Train Americans in civil defense strategies and tactics.

- Broadcast informative programs on community-access television - and on corporate-controlled television if you’re able to seize it from private monopoly bankers.

- Assist municipal governments in issuing US Notes – genuine, public, legal-tender US dollars backed and issued by ecological reality rather than the Federal Reserve Corporation’s fractional-reserve, private, debt-backed, pyramid banking scheme.

- Create industrial cooperatives, and challenge the rule of corporate monopolists.

- Relax with friends and family during your generous paid vacation time.

Why suffer the collapse of the old bubble economy when you can participate in building the new productive economy?

Troops! Turn off that corporate-controlled TV. Surf the web for independent, worldwide news. Tune into reality and common sense. Question the commands of your “leaders” if they’re still brainwashed by anti-life, anti-American corporate monopolists.

Troops! Get your asses back home. We need you here to defend us from the hostile onslaught of transnational, Stalinist, monopolistic corporations.

Got guts? Then get your butts in gear, guys and gals. It’s show time, folks!

Linda Jones
President of the United States

ELECT YOURSELF! ACT LOCALLY - ACT GLOBALLY.

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